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The words eminent domain law....the thought raised quickly to what that means for the world, for the city, for the people and for The Arts.
The Arts. What a great idea. The city would purchase the property at the price they have budgeted. The renovation could be done after a masterplan and feasability study is completed. Grant Writers will apply for "outside money", Architects will draw up plans, meetings will nurture Artist and Artist groups to collaborate and develop wonderful plans. Plans will be propossed by individuals for various aspects of refurbishing process. A Call for Master Lease Holders will take place. Graphic Designers will create brouchures. A new non-profit will immerge and then....it will add to the great things that are happening in the Warehouse District and Rio Nuevo.
 
 

August I Millinuim plus II:
A delightful trio appeared at the Scottsman Castle. In his absence Don Juan was gracious to all.
The caliber of talent was stupendus. Although there were distintions in the apperance of the lineup. As far as this reporter can tell they were all HEADLINERS.
Tony Castle was great.To paraphrase the Beatles. "Yes we do love you when your 83(LXXXIII)" His approach was fresh and very amuzing.
The feature was Andy Campbell  his musical talent and tongue and cheeck humour were timely. This young man is worth keeping an eye or II on.
LaurieKilmartin Chiant's UNITE!  Her flawless performance sucked you in as if she were invading your house. I too would like a Malasian boy! But Camel toes or not your still my horse even if you never win another race.  I would consider it an honour if Laurie would  perhaps render my eulogy. Macho Flats AZ is not a funny place to die.

NolaV thought to retrive this on a resent visit to a pricipality full of Mayhem

Ruby Reddress2000 sent this memo along: Please post in appropriate place.
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.
We must post this: Les Leys office. Let's put it up in the "Mission"and The library

This program is known as "Millennia Year ApplicationSoftwareSystem" 

Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at MYASS. We have not addressed networking aspects yet, so currently only one person at a time can use MYASS. This restriction will be removed after MYASS expands. Some employees have begun using the program already. This morning I walked
into a subordinate's office and was not surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MYASS. Some of the less technical people may be somewhat afraid of MYASS. Last week my secretary said to me, "I'm a little nervous, I never put anything in MYASS before." I helped her through the first time and afterward she admitted that it was relatively
painless and she was actually looking forward to doing it again, and was even ready to kiss MYASS. There have been concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS upon initial installation, but the virus has been eliminated and we were able to save MYASS. In the future, however, protection will be required prior to entering MYASS. This database will
encompass all information associated with the business.
As you begin using the program, feel free to put anything you want in MYASS. As MYASS grows larger, we envision a time when it will be commonplace for a supervisor to hand work to an employee and say, "here, stick this in MYASS. It will be a great day when employees can respond, "Here it is, I just pulled it out of MYASS."

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Walking guy
maybe it was me...

Is more space the Answer?

Hy Y Mann attends most of the functions about town. His Theatrical Space  idle. The Dunbar Auditorium appears underutilized. The City of Tucson and Parks and Recs hold properties  under Master Lease contracts vacant.
The answer to the question Is there a need for more space for the arts? Is there need to put money into The Arts?

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Butler Leaves Tara II Oprah

Keeps her as a Tag...works!

This reporter is taken-a-back at the sight of  "the Furies"
as they sit calmly next to what appears to be ghost or  wrinkled gray matter!
Levity is high (others as well) Brett Butler at her Oprahlicious  was truly a  beacon of joy among the Standup Comics that have come near
Macho FlatsAZ. this  it's a dry heat season.
Brett  singles out one of the patrons( the grey matter) at the Furies table unlikely she will remember.Except maybe the Flask She spied the MachoFlats Flask It is more likely she will remember  the close encounter from our Fashion Police. Unable to see or hear them myself I am assured she has now been introduced to the Black Sqaure/Blue Square Combo vs. Solid Only. Which is only worn AFTER September.A MachoFlatsAZ city ordinance MFLaw P/P IIX.(petite/portly seven)
Fun was obviously the theme of the nite. The representative from the CrazyHouse capital of the world Trint Cole is a tadpole to most of this audience. They are eating him  up, hook ,tag line and sinker.Or no that is probably not Politically Correct. What the heck .Bill's butt's competition now.  The featured Comic is so far out off the box that he used his hook as a hook,tagline and sinker!. The air must trully be thinner in Denver. He keeps me wanting more,  Peter Pan eat your heart out. This guy is piercing my heart.It has been to long since this reporter has had such a great thyme( the spice of life).Please feel free to write and add your comments. We  post them right here.Thank you aforehand.
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